Heartland Hopes


Welcome to Oscar’s Tavern!

Willy here.  Oscar is still in the Mid-West.  He’s a damned traveling fool!   He started in Chicago and is now in the Twin Cities, Minneapolis and Saint Paul. 

Specials today are Miller Lite and Chicago Style Pizza!   A request from Oscar.  Why it had to be today with him not here is beyond me.  He said he ran into a suprise in Chicago.  Guess we’ll have to find out what that means. usually a female.  LOL   >tsk< >tsk< >tsk<

He called me from the road in Wisconsin.  Said he needs to come back there and visit.  Said a lot of people were not happy with the Green Bay/Vikings game. Especially given the Brett Farvre change.   Said people were almost violent! and speaking of sports, he was at a resturant/bar called Axels’s in Woodbury, MN. last night. Watched the Yankees beat the Twins.  Said he couldn’t cheer!   LOL

He’s all excited. He’s meeting a friend today.  Said he has to bring his A game.  That means he’ll shower twice.  LOL

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Grant Park when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler.

 Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog’s neck and saving his friend.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. “Hawks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.

“But I’m not a Hawks fan,” the little hero replied.

“Sorry, since we are in Chicago I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and he starts writing again. “Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack.”

“I’m not an Bears fan either,” the boy said.

“Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Bears or the Black Hawks. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked.

“I’m from San Fransisco, I’m a 49er’s fan,” the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Bastard From San Fransisco Kills beloved family pet”.

Well with Oscar wandering the Mid-West, that keeps me busy.  Right Charlene?

Thaaaaats Right…   Get your a$$ back here O.

Thanks for reading!



~ by Oscar on October 8, 2009.

4 Responses to “Heartland Hopes”

  1. Of course I’ll take the Miller Lite and the Chicago Style Pizza! Loved meeting you Oscar, even if you didn’t present me with a Miller Lite courtesy of your tavern! LOL. BTW, Oscar, I think Charlene needs you back at the bar.

  2. Hi willy! been a while since my last visit. Oscar’s out again tsk tsk…

  3. You know I love Oscar to death, but please be sure to call him a sissy for not cheering for his baseball team. And tell him not to worry because we Phillies fans will show him the deal ~!

  4. lol i came here via surprisedmom cos she mentioned meeting you on her blog. funny story…i would never be a fan of any of those teams. i live near sf…but 49ers NO WAY! LOL

    btw who IS your baseball team? i’m kinda hoping the dodgers will take the phillies out ;0)

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