Gearing Up

Welcome to Oscar’s Tavern!

My apologies, I’ve been so darned busy lately! Plus I’m packing for our trip Saturday!   Hopefully the hurricane will pass without causing any problems. Go figure.

Drink special today is Coors Light!    We have the bar pies today.  We’re just that busy!!

Q: How did you find the weather on your vacation?
A: I just went outside and there it was.

Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister!

Yikes, we’re scraping the barrel here.

Busy busy busy!!



~ by Oscar on August 26, 2009.

2 Responses to “Gearing Up”

  1. Another trip? Have fun!

  2. Of course I have an outdoor b-day party planned for Saturday – it figures. Safe travels Oscar XXXOOO Will you cook me up a greasy baccon cheese burger today ? I’m starving.

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