Bobble Jeannie

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Hello There!  Welcome to Oscar’s Tavern!  For some damned reason I lost track of the day here. Thursday right?   It’s been a busy week!  Boy, Belinda came by earlier and boy was she hot today. All the guys were noticing….

Charlene has a tasty menu for you today. Some delicious wings!  Mmm, hot and crispy she says… Last time she made them I was licking my fingers all day.  And let’s just wash it down with with a Smithwick’s Ale, or Weaselmomma’s favorite brew, Coors Light.   

 

jenniebobSo Buddy brings me this bobblehead Jeannie doll.  It’s cute.  It’s in my office in back. I had it on the bar yesterday and people were asking it questions, then twisting her poor head in thier prefered direction. “Is Oscar a jerk-loaf” – twist-twist – a ha, ha , ha, see O, she knows it too!  Does Oscar miss you?… twist twist…- ah ha ha ha… 

OK, that’s enough.

 

Wow, so Steve Perry (Journey) turned 60 today.  Yikes, that’s making me fell a bit dated. 

 ((Oscar had a date?, who is it jeannie..  Rosie Palms? A- ha ha ha- twist twist) 

Journey - CD That’s enough Leo!   Anyway, I can remember thier first record.  (left)  A lot of good music through the years! I actually hear my daughter play it on her iPod.  Another band that still has a following.  Recently a favorite is “don’t stop believing:.  for some reason.  I had a friend who was a Journey Freak!  She went to every concert. Her entire wardrobe was Journey attire.  That’s a fan!

A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender says, “You want them both now or one at a time?” The guy says,” Oh, I want them both now. One’s for me and one’s for this little guy here,” and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket.

The bartender asks “He can drink?”

“Oh, sure. He can drink.”

So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.

“That’s amazing” says the bartender. “What else can he do, can he walk?”

The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, “Hey, Jake. Go get that.” The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down and gives it to the man.

The bartender is in total shock. “That’s amazing” he says, “what else can he do? Does he talk?” Ba dump bump

The man says “Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor’s powers!”

Gee, I’m getting a bit of a headache…

Bobble jeannie, isn’t that what all Oscar’s girlfriends say?   A ha ha ha – twist -twist

Waking up with them.  I pop 3 Motrin and come in. Must be allergies or something.

Oh, a big group just walked, in, lemme go…

Ciao!

“Hi welcome to Oscar’s……. 

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~ by Oscar on January 22, 2009.

3 Responses to “Bobble Jeannie”

  1. Hot Wings and beer! You know the way to my heart!

  2. Journey – Escape. That’s the soundtrack for my high school days. Brings back memories…. not all of them good, LOL!

  3. Thanks for the journey comment, I now feel anicent.

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