Brother, Can you spare a dime… for a nose plug! Si!


Buenos Dias mi Amigo’s!    Welcome to Oscar’s Tavern!  We are holding court here in San Juan today. Willy and Lisa are keeping things real back in the states.  We let Charlene have some needed time off, so I picked the Specials today! Nice and Simple. Tostones (toast O naise) or Fried Plantains, and The Pride of Puerto Rican Beers, Medalla!  Come on over to the hotel and I’ll pour you one on me.

Well its been a busy 2 days! Yesterday’s rag was written ahead of time and briefly edited before I published it. Right now its out of my head onto the blog. Scary!   Well first of all, lets get the serious $#it out of the way. Man its frightening what has happened on Wall Street. I am nervous to tell you the truth. Something HAS to be done. But What. Here’s where we really have to depend on our elected officials to do something right. My fear is that they won’t decide quick enough. Put partisan politics aside and roll up our sleeves. Say a prayer for us.

Ok.  So my buddy Eddie sent me this link from the Drudge Report.  Its a funny, well I think it is, story about a gentleman who gets picked up drunk driving. A little “toilet” humor.  Read the criminal complaint!  LOL  CLICK on the young tooty lady to the left!

 Well it’s always a treat here in Puerto Rico. Especially while driving. Today we saw a school bus with all the kids standing up with thier heads out of the windows, red stop lights flashing, doing 65mph down the highway.  Standard operating procedure here. LOL  Like the police, they drive with thier lights flashing ALL THE TIME!!


The people down here are very nice though. I always enjoy spending time with them. They are always very generous, and accomodating. The ladies here are perty nice, if ya know what I mean.

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.””Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.

“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”



Well I have to meet the boys at he hotel bar at 6:30. Gotta go. Thanks for visiting!

Willy! How’s everything up there???!

Fine O!  Where’s the juicer?

Under the slicer, in the kitchen.  (boy, they must be experimenting…)






~ by Oscar on September 25, 2008.

One Response to “Brother, Can you spare a dime… for a nose plug! Si!”

  1. oscar…can you please explain the nose plug cryptic reference? does something smell around you?

    god help the children on that bus! lol

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