Lucky Goldstar

        

Hi!    Welcome to Oscars Tavern!   Drink of the day is Bacardi Coconut and Coke in Pint Glasses. Lunch special is Turkey Club Sandwich with Home made potato chips!  Mmmm ya know, I think I may even have that today! Charlene’s got it going on today!

What can I get you?        A Bud?  sure, and you miss?  Gin and Tonic?,     ok, coming up!

Was out last night to one of those Japanese Steak houses.  You know, the ones where the chef prepares your food on a Teppanyaki table right in front of you. You watch all the nifty tricks they do, like flipping shrimp around, into thier hat, pocket, or someones mouth. The volcano onion, the beating heart of rice, the squirt bottle with string in it that they point at you and the string shoots out and you jump for fear of getting that new Tommy Bahama shirt all messed up.  I was at one where they squirted saki into your mouth.  Now that was nutty.  Anyway I was trying to think of new tricks they might try. I was thinking of these……   A spinning ginsu knife on the grill as you drop vegetables on it, to slice them.  Or rotating a piece of filet on a stick and chopping slices in the air.  A flaming swimming pool for shrimp in the middle of the bed of rice.   A Pocket protector full of whatever they use for flame and pop the shrimp into a firey pocket!  Hey why not create some illusion of “farting ” flames to light the grill!  I can only wonder in the creative kitchens of Hibachi-ism what those fellow are thinking of right now…

So I have been getting a lot of pictures on my cell phone from people. Its been kinda fun. I have a collection of people in mirrors taking pictures of themselves. Its all in fun and I  reciprocate. But I was thinking.  Everyone has timed picture capability, but positioning the phone is a hassle. Maybe the cell phone folks should make a small bracket, or pull out that lets your phone stand on end for this option.  Then you can get better pictures without staring in a mirror, and your hands looking all large.  How about that LG and Motorola? 

Another Gin and tonic?   Sure.     Another bud for you? Comin up.

Oh you want he club sandwich?  “Charlene…2 birds with chips!”

Well let me get back to the bar here. Have a good day!

Betty Betty Betty.

The litter box is full.

Ciao

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~ by Oscar on July 22, 2008.

One Response to “Lucky Goldstar”

  1. ——-So I have been getting a lot of pictures on my cell phone from people. Its been kinda fun. I have a collection of people in mirrors taking pictures of themselves. Its all in fun and I reciprocate. But I was thinking. Everyone has timed picture capability, but positioning the phone is a hassle. Maybe the cell phone folks should make a small bracket, or pull out that lets your phone stand on end for this option. Then you can get better pictures without staring in a mirror, and your hands looking all large. How about that LG and Motorola? ———-

    After reading this I have actual tears of laughter streaming down my face. I just do. Oh Oscar you crack me the hell up.

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