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		<title>Where&#8217;s Willy?</title>
		<link>http://oscarstavern.wordpress.com/2009/11/12/wheres-willy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!
We can&#8217;t find Willy.   Charlene checked his house.  No sign of him or the Missus.  We&#8217;re getting upset.  Have any of you out seen or heard from him?  If you do, let us know. It&#8217;s not the same around here&#8230;.
Hoo boy we&#8217;re all bummed out. I haven&#8217;t seen him since October 28th! [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oscarstavern.wordpress.com&blog=4060304&post=2209&subd=oscarstavern&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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<h2><span style="color:#ff0000;">Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!</span></h2>
<p>We can&#8217;t find Willy.   Charlene checked his house.  No sign of him or the Missus.  We&#8217;re getting upset.  Have any of you out seen or heard from him?  If you do, let us know. It&#8217;s not the same around here&#8230;.</p>
<p>Hoo boy we&#8217;re all bummed out. I haven&#8217;t seen him since October 28th! Charlene and Leo said he was last here when the girls took over the Tavern&#8230;.Hmmm.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:moZcVgtnXKqQHM:http://static.flickr.com/93/237593536_e75751741c.jpg" alt="" width="130" height="98" />Well Charlene and I aren&#8217;t in the mood for food today. So stop over at Sally&#8217;s cafe down the block before you come by.  All draft beers are a buck fifty today. So come on down and knock a couple down with Charlene and me.<img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-2212 alignright" title="shotcard (2)" src="http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/shotcard-2.jpg?w=112&#038;h=150" alt="shotcard (2)" width="112" height="150" /></p>
<p>My birthday was on Halloween. (yeah go ahead)  Charlene got me this card that shows a shot of booze on the cover. You open it and it says,&#8221; Cake is for Wussies&#8221;.    Gotta love her.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">A guy walks into a bar with a dog. He claims the dog can talk. &#8220;Give me a beer and I&#8217;ll show you.&#8221; The bartender slides a beer to him and the man asks the dog, &#8220;Fido, what is that above our heads?&#8221; The dog says, &#8220;Roof!&#8221; The irritated bartender says, &#8220;That&#8217;s not talking, he sounds like any other dog.&#8221; The man says, &#8220;OK, how about this &#8211; Fido, who was the best baseball player of all time?&#8221; The dog says, &#8220;Ruth!&#8221; The bartender throws the man and the dog out of the bar. Fido says to the man, &#8220;Ya think I shouldda said DiMaggio?&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, &#8220;Do you want to play a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to throw one dart. If you hit one, you get to take them home and I&#8217;ll give you a free drink.&#8221; The man says, &#8220;No thanks, the steaks are too high.&#8221;</span></p>
<p>Hey its one of our favorite part time bartenders birthday today. <a href="http://territerri.wordpress.com/2009/11/12/da-na-na-na-na-nah-you-say-its-your-birthday/" target="_blank">Go wish her Happy Birthday</a>!</p>
<p>Ciao!<img class="alignright" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:THACw67mhoZn0M:http://proxy.racine.ra.it/epiinfo/images/Snoopy_cake.jpg" alt="" width="99" height="122" /></p>
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		<title>Lost Bet &#8211; Tail Between My Legs</title>
		<link>http://oscarstavern.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/lost-bet-tail-between-my-legs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is a sad sad sad day for The Girl.   I had to watch Oscar&#8217;s team take the WS last night, and now I&#8217;m in the bar with my tail between my legs drinking away my sorrows.  
I now owe Oscar a dinner at the location of his choice.   And no honey, I don&#8217;t want to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oscarstavern.wordpress.com&blog=4060304&post=2179&subd=oscarstavern&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2180" title="girl-crying_l" src="http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/girl-crying_l.jpg?w=147&#038;h=150" alt="girl-crying_l" width="147" height="150" />Today is a sad sad sad day for The Girl.   I had to watch Oscar&#8217;s team take the WS last night, and now I&#8217;m in the bar with my tail between my legs drinking away my sorrows.  </p>
<p>I now owe Oscar a dinner at the location of his choice.   And no honey, I don&#8217;t want to go to Hooters or Delilah&#8217;s Den.  And I promise I will mace any homeless people that come near you after dark.</p>
<p>Since my spirits are down and my team lost, we are having comfort food for lunch today !!!<img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2181" title="miller" src="http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/miller.jpg?w=127&#038;h=150" alt="miller" width="127" height="150" />  Big ole greasy cheeseburgers with bacon and ranch dressing, curly cheese fries, and some Miller Lite to wash it down.  Anyone with the guts to wear a Phillies jersey in the establishment today will receive a free shot of Jack Daniels to help numb the pain of the broken heart.</p>
<p>I hope Oscar is enjoying his victory down there is sunny Florida.  I walked to work this morning with my teeth chattering.  I got an email from him earlier this week bragging about his tan.  I may have to beat him up a little after he returns and decides to get back to reality with the rest of us pee-ons of the working world.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2182" title="phillies-bodypaint-2" src="http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/phillies-bodypaint-2.jpg?w=135&#038;h=150" alt="phillies-bodypaint-2" width="135" height="150" />Sorry I don&#8217;t have anything naughty for you.  I had Phillies pasties made and I special ordered a g-string for our victory party, but unfortunately I will not be able to wear them until next year.   But for your viewing pleasure I have included the painted on Jersey.  It will probably be the last Phillies item you see in the tavern for quite a while.</p>
<p>Hope everyone has a great upcoming weekend !   And despite our loss &#8211; I still heartily believe that the YANKEES SUCK.  But I do love my Oscar XXOO</p>
<p>Peace out Peeps:</p>
<h1><em>The Girl</em></h1>
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		<title>And the Winner is&#8230;&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://oscarstavern.wordpress.com/2009/09/04/and-the-winner-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought I would pop back in this morning to let you know the lucky winner of our Lingerie Beauty Contest&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..

Yeah I know she&#8217;s hot&#8230;.Looks like Kate Moss doesn&#8217;t she !
So this morning, I&#8217;m back in the bar trying to clean up all of our mess.   There are glittery sparkles everywhere.   I was thinking (after [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oscarstavern.wordpress.com&blog=4060304&post=2036&subd=oscarstavern&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>I thought I would pop back in this morning to let you know the lucky winner of our Lingerie Beauty Contest&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2037" title="a_mom_is_named_as_sexiest_lingerie_model_ever_main_4511" src="http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/a_mom_is_named_as_sexiest_lingerie_model_ever_main_4511.jpg?w=250&#038;h=300" alt="a_mom_is_named_as_sexiest_lingerie_model_ever_main_4511" width="250" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Yeah I know she&#8217;s hot&#8230;.Looks like Kate Moss doesn&#8217;t she !</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">So this morning, I&#8217;m back in the bar trying to clean up all of our mess.   There are glittery sparkles everywhere.   I was thinking (after having 8 beers) that it would be cool to have ticker tape and glitter shower all over the winner.  Oh what was I thinking Oscar is going to ring my neck  (Yikes).   Anyone know how to get sparkles out of the fabric of the barstools ???   Not to mention the feathers from the girl&#8217;s boa&#8217;s.    It&#8217;s impossible.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">We are expecting our esteemed proprietor back over the weekend.   Maybe I&#8217;ll have some of the girls stop by and visit him.  He&#8217;ll be so blinded by their beauty maybe he&#8217;ll be willing to overlook the sparkles, or not.  I guess it all depends on how grumpy he is.   I got an email from him stating that it was raining on his vacation, that&#8217;s enough to make anyone grumpy.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2039" title="miller" src="http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/miller.jpg?w=127&#038;h=150" alt="miller" width="127" height="150" />Today&#8217;s specials &#8211; mmmmmmmm, Sloppy Joe&#8217;s and Miller Lite.   No better comfort food that a hot plate of slop !!!!!</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Maybe this will make him laugh:</p>
<p><span style="font-family:times new roman,helvetica;">One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.</span></p>
<p>The truck&#8217;s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.</p>
<p>He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.</p>
<p>Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.</p>
<p>The blonde started laughing.</p>
<p>This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.</p>
<p>This time the blonde laughed even harder.</p>
<p>Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.</p>
<p>The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what&#8217;s so funny.</p>
<p>The blonde giggles and replies, &#8220;When you weren&#8217;t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2040" title="snoopy" src="http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/snoopy.gif?w=298&#038;h=300" alt="snoopy" width="298" height="300" />Hope everyone has a happy Friday.  Wish me luck when Oscar gets back.  I&#8217;m sure all I&#8217;ll have to do is sit on his lap, pout my lips, and stroke his hair.  He&#8217;ll forgive me.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Love:</p>
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		<title>Here We Gooooooooo&#8230;&#8230;..!</title>
		<link>http://oscarstavern.wordpress.com/2009/08/27/here-we-gooooooooo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!
Well we&#8217;re almost packed up. Will finish tomorrow.  Looks like we will be driving through Hurricane Danny.  Hopefully the bridges and roads won&#8217;t be closed or flooded.  But I guess day 1 will be messy. But usually after a storm, the weather is usually good. Waves will be choppy. This is why [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oscarstavern.wordpress.com&blog=4060304&post=1998&subd=oscarstavern&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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<h2><span style="color:#ffff00;">Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!<img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:-W6nFNrHSQPMvM:http://images.travelpod.com/users/pykesonthego/3.1201886160.driving-through-a-driving-rainxxx.jpg" alt="" width="133" height="100" /></span></h2>
<p><strong>W</strong>ell we&#8217;re almost packed up. Will finish tomorrow.  Looks like we will be driving through Hurricane Danny.  Hopefully the bridges and roads won&#8217;t be closed or flooded.  But I guess day 1 will be messy. But usually after a storm, the weather is usually good. Waves will be choppy. This is why we rent a beach house with a pool, hot tub, and pool table&#8230;  oh did I also mention bar?   Like last year, I don&#8217;t tend bar there. My guests do.  LOL   Hey, does a butcher go on vacation to trim up a side o&#8217; beef?</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:h3RLZ77yYAcT5M:http://www.sportsunplugged.com/images/MGD%2BBrand%2BID%2BLogo.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="120" /><img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:gbbsXIEYGiD30M:http://www.contentfactor.com/blog/uploaded_images/miller-lite-710111.jpg" alt="" width="82" height="135" />Drink Specials today are Miller Genuine Draft, and Miller Lite!    Chili dogs are on the menu today. Lisa is running the show. Charlene is home packing her bags, (and hopefully that new bikini we&#8217;ve heard about)</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff99cc;">Ah hemmm!</span></p>
<p>Oh Hey Charlene, um, didn&#8217;t know you were here! </p>
<p><span style="color:#ff99cc;">Remember guys, I&#8217;m gonna be your bartender part of this time&#8230;  don&#8217;t want any yellow ice do ya!  LOL<img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:EnawJ_o41qKPyM:http://www.haveamargarita.com/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/C/I/CIMG0219.JPG" alt="" width="101" height="125" /></span></p>
<p>Yes boss.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s packing up the um&#8230; necessary implements of destruction.   She&#8217;s the best!</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff99cc;">(that look)</span></p>
<p>Looks like we&#8217;re gonna have to take the inland route this year. Down horrid 95 to 64 East.  It will be hell. But it will all be worth it!</p>
<p>You packed?</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice &#8211; once for three days, once for four.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">A vacationer was complaining to his landlady about his room. &#8216;Look. This wall&#8217;s so thin you can almost see through it.&#8217;<br />
&#8216;That&#8217;s not a wall,&#8217; she replied, &#8216;it&#8217;s the window.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it &#8211; KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">&#8220;My wife and I can&#8217;t seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">The waitress looked at him and said: &#8220;Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng.&#8221;</span></p>
<p>I have the tavern in capable hands&#8230;. So be sure to visit.  Let me know if there are any shenanigans goin on!<img class="alignright" src="http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:8wixmfEpOXSLzM:http://www.pushitmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/snoopy.jpg" alt="" width="98" height="123" /></p>
<p>We&#8217;ll leave a light on&#8230;</p>
<p>Wipe your feet on the mat.</p>
<p>No bait in the pool area.</p>
<p>I will miss you.</p>
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<p>Ciao!</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
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Welcome To Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!
Nice day here in the NorthEast!  We&#8217;ve done &#8220;Pretty OK&#8221;  as an old buddy of mine used to say, this week. I&#8217;m hoping the weekend will be good as my ol pal Flapjack Steve is coming to visit.  Charlene just ran out to see her grandmother.  She hurt her hip recently.  She&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oscarstavern.wordpress.com&blog=4060304&post=1954&subd=oscarstavern&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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<h2><span style="color:#00ff00;">Welcome To Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!</span></h2>
<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:NykSqDdlaTF61M:http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/files/2009/07/jimbeam.jpg" alt="" width="55" height="143" />Nice day here in the NorthEast!  We&#8217;ve done &#8220;Pretty OK&#8221;  as an old buddy of mine used to say, this week. I&#8217;m hoping the weekend will be good as my ol pal<img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:z258wdjszyelZM:http://www.chicken-wing-recipes.com/chicken%2520wings.gif" alt="" width="88" height="105" /> Flapjack Steve is coming to visit.  Charlene just ran out to see her grandmother.  She hurt her hip recently.  She&#8217;s ok, just needs some things done for her.  We discussed the menu.  It&#8217;s a Wing-Ding!   Your choice of hot and spicy barbeque or Teriyaki wings!  Some fresh cornbread and coleslaw!  MMmmm  I&#8217;m licking my fingers talking about it!   She also recommended a new discovery of hers.   Jim Beam&#8217;s new &#8220;<a href="http://cocktails.about.com/od/whiskeyreviews/gr/redstag_jimbeam.htm" target="_blank">Red Stag</a>&#8220;.  It&#8217;s Jim with Black Cherry!  A lot of folks have been adding flavors to booze lately.  I&#8217;m not a big fan of it, but hey, its always fun to try new stuff!  eh?</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.halfpastkissintime.com/2009/08/whats-that-smell.html"><img class="alignnone" style="text-align:center;width:320px;display:block;height:214px;cursor:pointer;border:0;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hAmnOKa1gZY/Soy1ZPHLr4I/AAAAAAAAEWI/4NprPIY7oWE/s320/P1050830.JPG" border="0" alt="" width="320" height="214" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"> Found THIS on one of my favorite blogs today&#8230;  Yikes!   Something about how ladies have fun&#8230;   (click on the poop)  What&#8217;s the world coming to!   LOL  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p> And this is&#8230;.cute.  (sound up)</p>
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<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;"> </span><span style="color:#ff00ff;">A woman and a baby come into the doctor&#8217;s office.<br />
She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, &#8220;Is he breast fed or on the bottle?&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">&#8220;Oh&#8230;he is breast fed!&#8221;, replied the woman.<br />
&#8220;Well then, strip down to your waist,&#8221; orders the doctor.<br />
She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table.<br />
The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.<br />
The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says -<br />
&#8220;No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don&#8217;t have any milk!&#8221;<br />
The woman with a wry grin on her face responds&#8230;&#8221;Well of course I don&#8217;t.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m his aunt &#8211; but I&#8217;m SURE GLAD I brought him in!&#8221;</span></p>
<p>Boy we are silly here today aren&#8217;t we!  </p>
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<p>Thanks for Stopping by! </p>
<p>Ciao!</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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How are you today?
Charlene and I were chatting earlier today and I asked her what today&#8217;s special was.  She thought for a minute, had Italian hot dogs in mind. She asked me if we had them recently, I replied yes.  So she then comes up with a California Cheeseburger, fries and a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oscarstavern.wordpress.com&blog=4060304&post=1909&subd=oscarstavern&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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<h2><span style="color:#00ff00;">Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!</span></h2>
<p>How are you today?<img class="alignright" src="http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:jnotkWvn7uAn7M:http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/cheeseburger.jpg" alt="" width="143" height="95" /></p>
<p>Charlene and I were chatting earlier today and I asked her what today&#8217;s special was.  She thought for a minute, had Italian hot dogs in mind. She asked me if we had them recently, I replied yes.  So she then comes up with a California Cheeseburger, fries and a Pina Colada.  I replied, &#8220;That sounds good&#8221;, lets go get one. So we&#8217;re gonna let Lisa cook YOUR burgers today. The Queen and I are going out for lunch!   I asked her where a good place to get these California Cheeseburgers would be. She replies,</p>
<p> &#8221;<span style="color:#ff99cc;">Key West</span>&#8220;. <img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:H8oJ0yV35_rVlM:http://www.frugalmania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pinacol.jpg" alt="" width="97" height="125" /></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"> &#8221;Ok, I&#8217;ll have the tickets ready at EWR&#8221; </span>(Newark Airport)</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff99cc;">&#8220;I thought we&#8217;d drive&#8230;&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;">&#8220;ok, your truck or mine?&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff99cc;">&#8220;I thought we&#8217;d rent a Mustang Convertable&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:pM5zV55-HBpU_M:http://www.aaroads.com/mid-atlantic/maryland200/us-222_sb_at_us-001_to_i-095.jpg" alt="" width="76" height="129" /></span></p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:k1sPlAZn-uJhSM:http://www.allfordmustangs.com/articles/uploads/2010-mustang-shelby-gt500-convertible-picture-1.jpg" alt="" width="137" height="98" /> This is why she&#8217;s the Queen o&#8217; The tavern.  She knows me too well.   So off we go, heading down 95.  Fueled up, top down, country music playing on the stereo, matching hats.<strong><span style="color:#ffff00;">  Yee haw!</span></strong></p>
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<p>Well sad to say its too far for us to drive to for lunch.  But it was a fun idea.  We will go to a non-disclosed place and enjoy each others company in an outdoor setting though. Best I can do for today.  My buddy Chip called shortly after and I share the conversation. He&#8217;s getting Jet freighters out of the local Air Force base, to load up the Mustang&#8230;..  LOL</p>
<p> Meanwhile&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>   <span style="color:#ff00ff;">Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to <br />
   my husband that my breasts are too small.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">  Instead of characteristically telling me it&#8217;s not so, he <br />
  uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.  &#8220;If you want your<br />
  breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it<br />
  between them for a few seconds&#8221;.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">  Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand<br />
  in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.<br />
      <br />
  &#8220;How long will this take?&#8221;* I asked.<br />
  &#8220;They will grow larger over a period of years,&#8221;* my husband replies.<br />
   I stopped.<br />
  &#8220;Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my <br />
  breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?&#8221;<br />
      <br />
</span><span style="color:#ff00ff;">  Without missing a beat he says, &#8220;Worked for your butt, didn&#8217;t it?&#8221;*<br />
  He&#8217;s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk<br />
  again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a<br />
  straw.</span></p>
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<p>Well Charlene and I had a real nice time together away from the &#8220;shop&#8221; and enjoying each others company. Talked about life in general, laughed, and shared some thoughts about our individual relationship worlds.  Found out we still love each other and will still let them cut out our hearts for each other.  In other words &#8211; we&#8217;re perfect for each other, but somehow it don&#8217;t work.  LOL   Thanks Charlene. I Love you!</p>
<p> Thats our lunch &#8211; thats her Pina Colada (one of them) and my Bass Ale(s).  Nice outdoor place we have mentioned here on the blog.</p>
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<p>I understand Lisa has things under control &#8211; Thanks Sweetie!</p>
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<p>Well that&#8217;s enough.  Wonder if Charlene would be interested in drinks tomorrow&#8230;..</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff99cc;">Don&#8217;t press your luck&#8230;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;">Yes boss&#8230;</span></p>
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		<title>Worthless Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://oscarstavern.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/worthless-wednesday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 20:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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Welcome to Oscar’s Tavern!
Busy as hell here today, hardly have time to chit chat with Kimmy.
Specials are Bar Pies, and Coors light!&#160;&#160; 
A funny “Blunk” happening today – visit below.

Happy Birthday Kacey!
Busy Busy Busy!
Ciao!
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<p><font color="#0080ff" size="4">Welcome to Oscar’s Tavern!</font></p>
<p>Busy as hell here today, hardly have time to chit chat with Kimmy.</p>
<p>Specials are Bar Pies, and Coors light!&#160;&#160; </p>
<p>A funny “Blunk” happening today – visit below.</p>
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<p>Happy Birthday <a href="http://www.territerri.wordpress.com" target="_blank">Kacey</a>!</p>
<p>Busy Busy Busy!</p>
<p>Ciao!</p>
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		<title>Law &amp; Hors&#8217; D&#8217;oeuvres Part 2</title>
		<link>http://oscarstavern.wordpress.com/2009/04/22/law-hors-doeuvres/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
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&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Cha &#8211; Chung!
&#160;
Oscar&#8217;s Tavern
2:00 pm Later this week.
&#160;
Is Mr. G here today? 
He was here a little while ago. He had to run to the distributor, we need replacement parts for the Coors light taps. Ever since Weaselmomma has been coming here, they get a lot of use.
When do you expect him back?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://izzyrodriguez.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gavel.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://izzyrodriguez.com/&amp;usg=__WY2DNPqYc9FkIveHdJylK6plXYE=&amp;h=587&amp;w=900&amp;sz=94&amp;hl=en&amp;start=4&amp;sig2=dI79aGZcejh-DYp1DuIi3w&amp;tbnid=BsZvcL8no490HM:&amp;tbnh=95&amp;tbnw=146&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgavel%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den&amp;ei=uHDvSdrFFJOWlAfz2ckD"><img height="95" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:BsZvcL8no490HM:http://izzyrodriguez.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gavel.jpg" width="146" /></a>&#160;&#160; </p>
<p align="center">&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; <strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="5">Cha &#8211; Chung!</font></strong></p>
<p><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="5"></font></strong>&#160;</p>
<p align="center"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" color="#80ffff" size="3">Oscar&#8217;s Tavern</font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" color="#80ffff" size="3">2:00 pm Later this week.</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3"></font></strong>&#160;</p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Is Mr. G here today? </font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">He was here a little while ago. He had to run to the distributor, we need replacement parts for the Coors light taps. Ever since <a href="http://www.worldofweasels.com/" target="_blank">Weaselmomma</a> has been coming here, they get a lot of use.</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">When do you expect him back?</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Well detective, He said he’d be gone for a couple hours.</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Would you be able to tell me if there is anything missing from Mr. G’s office?</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Not that I’m aware of. Who would break in and not take anything, much less leave their “panties” behind.</font></strong>&#160;</p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Thanks Mr. Donatelli , would you call us when Oscar returns?</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Sure thing.</font></strong></p>
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<p align="center">&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; <strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="5">Cha &#8211; Chung!</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3"></font></strong>&#160;</p>
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<p align="center"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" color="#80ffff" size="3">Coors Brewing Company</font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" color="#80ffff" size="3">Edison, NJ</font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" color="#80ffff" size="3">4:00pm&#160; later this week.</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">What time did Mr. G leave?</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Oh probably around 3:30 not long ago – Just stopped by to pick up some new Tap parts. </font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Did he mention anything regarding his Tavern?</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">No, I’ve been there though. It’s a nice place, my sister lives right around the corner.&#160; Ist there a problem?</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">That’s what we’re trying to decide ma’am.</font></strong></p>
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<p align="center">&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; <strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="5">Cha &#8211; Chung!</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3"></font></strong>&#160;</p>
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<p align="center"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" color="#80ffff" size="3">Home of Kimberly San Paulo</font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" color="#80ffff" size="3">Oakdale, NJ</font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" color="#80ffff" size="3">8:00pm&#160; later this week.</font></strong></p>
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<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">No, she’s not in right now, what can I do for you detectives?</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Do you know where Ms. Kim was last Monday evening?</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Well I believe she may have been out with this gentleman named Oscar. She’s been seeing him recently a lot.</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Thanks Ma’am, would you have her call us when she returns?</font></strong></p>
<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">Sure, detectives.&#160; </font></strong></p>
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<p> <strong><font face="Colonna MT" color="#00ff00" size="3">Editors Note:</font></strong>
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<p align="left"><strong><font face="Colonna MT" color="#00ff00" size="3">Oscars is open today – Reuben sandwiches with a dill spear. Drink Specials are Bud Light and Mojitos.</font></strong></p>
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<p align="left"><strong><font face="Century Gothic" size="3">to be continued…….</font></strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Welcome to 
&#160;&#160;&#160; Oscar’s Tavern 
How are you today?&#160; Well it’s a Monday. back to the old grind as they say.&#160; Not a whole lot going on today. Just the regular crowd shuffling in and out. Some new faces, but mostly our usual crowd.&#160; I see Meleah is out and around, that’s good. She’s been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oscarstavern.wordpress.com&blog=4060304&post=1282&subd=oscarstavern&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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<p align="center">&#160;&#160;&#160; <font size="3"></font><font face="Old English Text MT"></font><font color="#00ff00" size="5">Oscar’s Tavern</font> </p>
<p><font face="Tahoma" size="2"></font><font face="Old English Text MT" size="4">H</font>ow are you today?&#160; Well it’s a Monday. back to the old grind as they say.&#160; Not a whole lot going on today. Just the regular crowd shuffling in and out. Some new faces, but mostly our usual crowd.&#160; I see Meleah is out and around, that’s good. She’s been a regular for a while now. She’s sitting right over there.<img style="display:inline;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;" height="123" src="http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:leyCrytYpb6YpM:http://www.mbmarathon.com/Assets/sponsor/Michelob%2BUltra.jpg" width="139" align="right" /></p>
<p><font face="Tahoma" size="2"><strong><font color="#ff0080">Todays Specials:</font></strong> Well i didn’t get to Charlene yet so why don’t we do Reuben Sandwiches and cole slaw. I’m sure she can fix ‘em up for us. I know we have the fixin’s in the fridge. And the drink of the day is Michelob Ultra!&#160; Less carbs they say!</font></p>
<p><font face="Tahoma" size="2">An uneventful weekend for me. Just hung around the Oscar residence. Came in here a couple times to see what’s shakin’.&#160; Watched a couple of episodes of Law and Order last night. Didn’t watch the big Hollywood event at all.&#160; Although I do like it’s name.&#160; LOL&#160;&#160; I just can’t get into all of the glitz around that stuff. Ok, I’m not a big movie buff. Saw maybe 2 movies at the theater this year. Can’t even remember what they were.&#160; Guess they had a lot of impact huh?&#160; My DVD collection is 5 movies. 3 are Christmas movies. Anyway, movies i watch are mostly via on – demand or on HBO or something.&#160; I don’t go out of my way to watch any of them. I may start a movie and it will draw me in. <img style="display:block;float:none;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;" height="85" src="http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:jK8eQRe5dg3yWM:http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/photos/Hancock_Will_Smith.jpg" width="127" /> I rented Hancock the other night because I like Will Smith and the trailer with hi tossing a rude kid into the sky made me laugh. It was ok. Not as fun as I thought it would be. As usual, the trailers usually show the best parts of the picture. So what’s left?&#160; OK, some of you may be upset with me but if Heath Ledger didn’t die, he wouldn’t have been mentioned for an Oscar. Right?&#160; There are lots of great characters in action films that get ignored because the usual boring standard actors like Meryl Streep are in a film. It’s a popularity contest judged by those who have no connection with the public.&#160; Ok, off my rant. That’s why I don’t watch.</font></p>
<p><font color="#ff0080">&quot;Not all films did as well as <em>Juno</em> obviously. The films that were made about the Iraq war, let&#8217;s face it, did not do as well. But I&#8217;m telling you, if we stay the course and keep these movies in the theatres we can turn this around. I don&#8217;t care if it takes 100 years. Withdrawing the Iraq movies would only embolden the audience. We cannot let the audience win.&quot;&#160;&#160; Jon Stewart -</font> <img style="display:inline;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;" height="99" src="http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:KYU9nKnthqY6UM:http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/25/oscar_jwrmednc.jpg" width="130" align="right" /></p>
<p><font color="#ff0080">“On the Oscars we’ll see a new Britney Spears Pepsi commercial. She’s a good spokesperson for them. They both have plastic jugs. Incidentally there’s one guy whose job is to polish the cleavages of actresses for the telecast. There’s a job my high school guidance counselor didn’t tell me about.” – Jay leno -</font></p>
<p><font face="Tahoma" size="2">But Oscar is a nice name….. and I prefer a tan. Girls!&#160; Really!</font></p>
<p><font face="Tahoma" size="2">Have a great day!</font></p>
<p><font face="Tahoma" size="2">Ciao!</font></p>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s Lookin&#8217; at you (hic) kid!</title>
		<link>http://oscarstavern.wordpress.com/2009/02/19/heres-lookin-at-you-hic-kid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
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Welcome To Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!
How are you today!  I&#8217;m Oscar. With us today is the Lovely Charlene, our old friend Willy and our buddy Vinnie.  It&#8217;s Lisa&#8217;s turn to take time off.  
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#00ff00;"><strong>Welcome To Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!</strong></span></p>
<p>How are you today!  I&#8217;m Oscar. With us today is the Lovely Charlene, our old friend Willy and our buddy Vinnie.  It&#8217;s Lisa&#8217;s turn to take time off.  <img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:id-FJyNK12L50M:http://www.picapollo.com/pi%C3%B1a_colada.jpg" alt="" width="88" height="119" /></p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:V0VbFtgfmABNTM:http://www.poboyexpress.com/menu/foodimg_lg/chicken_tenders.jpg" alt="" width="135" height="90" />Charlene says Todays special was inspired by a song she heard on the radio.  Pina Coladas and Chicken Tenders basket with fries, with Mango and coconut salsa.   MMM, that sounds delicious!   What can I get you?</p>
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<p>A dear friend came into the tavern yesterday to say hi. We chatted for a bit. Besides lifes conflicts, she <img class="alignleft" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:xOYKUCethiJuOM:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z0MJ0ofU-Pk/SIEpjf3817I/AAAAAAAABPs/_bQa3GOWLWE/s400/yellow%2Btail%2Breserve%2Bshiraz%2B2006.jpg" alt="" width="93" height="124" />says she&#8217;s been just relaxing at night, watching old movies and drinking wine. Says it makes the old movies more interesting. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   She recommends Yellowtail Reserve Shiraz.   She said she was influenced by the TV show &#8220;The <a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/old_christine/" target="_blank">New Adventures of Old Christine</a>&#8220;.  LOL  I &#8216;ve seen that show. Its funny.  It was cute hearing her share this story and my mental movie screen saw her bundled up on a sofa with her dog, sipping wine and the glow of the TV reflected in her eyes.       She&#8217;s a cutie.</p>
<p>Gotta see if she&#8217;ll let me join her one day. Look at these old classics in a new perspective&#8230;</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Here&#8217;s looking at you, kid&#8230;..&#8221;   &gt;clink&lt;</em></p>
<h3 class="post-title entry-title"><a href="http://nuttynuttynews.blogspot.com/2009/02/man-has-leg-up-on-police.html" target="_blank">Man has a leg up on police</a></h3>
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<div><span style="color:#ff00ff;">UK &#8211; Authorities failed to notice a British man had a detachable false leg when they fitted him with an electronic tag to ensure he obeyed a curfew after being convicted of cannabis possession.<br />
Bret Ravenhill, 29, was given probation by a judge but barred from going out at night for three months.</span></div>
<p>Boy I&#8217;ve been in such a whirlwind lately. Probably my own fault. Putting things off, and disappearing. So let me get back to the bar.</p>
<p>Hey &#8211; a funny post to read: <a href="http://sandysays1.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">sandysays</a><img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:0WcuJpRecbkbpM:http://img.brothersoft.com/screenshots/softimage/f/free_snoopy_screensaver-131663-2.jpeg" alt="" width="137" height="103" /></p>
<p>Thanks for stopping by!</p>
<p>Ciao!</p>
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		<title>Tasty Tuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Welcome to Oscar’s Tavern!
Hi everyone!  Come on in! Pull up a stool and enjoy a draft and some food!  We have a full staff today! The Queen of the Tavern, the lovely Charlene is here after her much needed time off!  She&#8217;s looking great as always. She&#8217;s got a real treat for us today. Hot [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oscarstavern.wordpress.com&blog=4060304&post=1258&subd=oscarstavern&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size:small;">Welcome to</span> <span style="font-size:x-large;"><span style="color:#00ff00;">Oscar’s Tavern!</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small;">Hi everyone!  Come on in! Pull up a stool and enjoy a draft and some food!  We have a full staff today! The Queen of the Tavern, the lovely Charlene is here after her much needed time off!  She&#8217;s looking great as always. She&#8217;s got a real treat for us today. Hot Open face steak sandwiches with peppers and onions! And a side o&#8217; <img style="display:inline;margin:0 15px 0 0;" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:Pso_K3oKhQT_7M:http://www.iguanamacks.com/uploads/Original%2520Chops%2520Steak%2520Sandwich.JPG" alt="" width="135" height="101" align="left" />fries!  Damn I&#8217;m hungry just saying it!   And lets wash it down with a draft beer. Today, domestics are a buck, Imports are 2 bucks. Huh? Where can you get a deal like that!    </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small;">So I decided to give Charlene a much needed vacation for no damned reason at all. She works hard here. She is truly the </span><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Old English Text MT;">Queen of the Tavern</span>. She does a lot of stuff behind the scenes here that give this place it’s class. So here’s top our pretty blond partner!    Cheers Sweetie!  (she’s giving me those, “you’re friggin’ nuts eyes…oooh!  LOL)   We couldn’t do all of this without ya! </p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small;">I decided to do the same after my Florida trip was cancelled. A family member got ill who was coming along. I couldn’t let her stay here alone so i sent the rest of the group and stayed here for support. So kept a low profile like Charlene. Did some soul searching, relaxing and other things I’ve been putting off.  I knew the crew here could handle the place. Kudos to Lisa and Willy. Thanks guys!  You take a week whenever you please!  (did i just hear the door slam?)  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small;">The juke box is working. I understand it was broken. Whatever. I’m listening to <img style="display:inline;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:mVPXvFZH1R3MtM:http://www.cokemachineglow.com/images/7717.jpg" alt="" width="130" height="130" align="right" />Warren Zevon’s “Excitable Boy” album on it.  Before the crowd comes in and selects others. A good collection of songs.  One of my favorites “Werewolves of London” is on it. That’s a fun song. Dig it out and listen again. Or come here, we’ll put it on!</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:medium;color:#ff00ff;">St. Lucie man accused of stuffing Natural Ice beer down pants</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0080;">FORT PIERCE — A man accused of stuffing a $2.01 Natural Ice beer in his pants Sunday at a truck stop was arrested after failing to pay for the frothy beverage, according to an arrest affidavit released Monday.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0080;">A manager and a maintenance employee at the Pilot truck stop Sunday afternoon reportedly watched Richard L. Basnight, 44, select a large Natural Ice beer from the cooler.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0080;">He put the beer in his pants and headed to shower 7, where he claimed to be bathing. The manager opened the shower door, and the manager and maintenance worker questioned Basnight about the beer.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0080;">Basnight, of the 3300 block of Southwest Hosanah Lane, ran but was tackled and the manager &#8220;recovered the beer from the inside of Basnight&#8217;s pants.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0080;">Basnight was taken to jail on a retail theft charge.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;">A friend of the Tavern Heather from <a href="http://oneshotbeyond.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">OneShot beyond</a> occasionally takes photos of food and makes her readers salivate when the visit. Here’s my dsubmission for her. </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff8000;">TASTY TUESDAY</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Verdana;">My spaghetti and meat chunks</span>.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size:x-small;">Well ain’t THAT special!  Hey I’d like to thank everyone for stopping by everyday!  </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small;">Especially those on my Blog roll.   Visit their blogs as well.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Informal Roman;">Ciao!</span></p>
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		<title>Thirsty Thursday</title>
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  We’re gonna be lazy today and do what a lot of people do when they either have nothing to say or don’t have the time.
 
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 Oscar and Charlene are still AWOL.

Rumor has it he HAS spoken to some of you.
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<p align="center">   <span style="font-size:large;color:#00ff00;font-family:Old English Text MT;">Welcome to</span></p>
<p align="center"><span style="font-size:large;color:#00ff00;font-family:Old English Text MT;">Oscar’s Tavern.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family:Papyrus;">  </span><span style="font-size:medium;color:#ffffff;">We’re gonna be lazy today and do what a lot of people do when they either have nothing to say or don’t have the time.</span></p>
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<p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Engravers MT;"> </span><span style="color:#ffff00;">A   picture.</span></strong></p>
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<p align="center"> <span style="font-size:x-small;color:#ffffff;font-family:Harrington;"><strong>Oscar and Charlene are still AWOL.</strong></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:x-small;color:#ffffff;">Rumor has it he </span><span style="color:#008080;"><strong>HAS</strong></span> spoken to some of you.</p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small;color:#ffffff;">Meanwhile – Damn that beer looks good doesn’t it?   Stop by soon for a tasty draft!   </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small;color:#ffffff;">BTW – Todays blog was done offline using Microsoft Live – VERY Flexible!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Comic Sans MS;">(mystery writer)</span></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!
How are you today?  yaaahhhhaaawwwnnnnnnn!   Ooh, sorry, I was up late last night. I had some company&#8230;        

Well our cute lil chef Charlene has a belly warmer for ya today!  Hot Open Faced Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes with warm brown gravy&#8230;   MMMMMMM MMMMMMMM  MM !  Lets rinse that down with a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oscarstavern.wordpress.com&blog=4060304&post=1165&subd=oscarstavern&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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<p><strong><span style="color:#00ff00;">Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!</span></strong></p>
<p>How are you today?  yaaahhhhaaawwwnnnnnnn!   Ooh, sorry, I was up late last night. I had some company&#8230;   <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />     </p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:oPSKNqUKxTlL8M:http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1207/691127159_5a5d33db2b.jpg" alt="" width="130" height="98" /></p>
<p>Well our cute lil chef Charlene has a belly warmer for ya today!  Hot Open Faced <img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn%3Alp34L6jFnedakM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fxenophilius.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F09%2Fredwine.jpg&#038;w=67&#038;h=137" alt="" width="67" height="137" />Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes with warm brown gravy&#8230;   MMMMMMM MMMMMMMM  MM !  Lets rinse that down with a nice Merlot today.  Or perhaps a beer for you Mid-Westerners.</p>
<p>Well <a href="http://courtneyryan369.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Courtney</a> was in the tavern yesterday. She&#8217;s a nice girl. We chatted a bit. She was talking about wine that can be bought at Target.  Well in these parts, you can&#8217;t buy wine or beer in department stores, or any other stores except liquor stores.  You can buy warm beer in some food markets. But if you&#8217;re looking for a six pack on a Sunday night, well you&#8217;re out of luck. Best stock up. Or, heh heh, we&#8217;re open till at least 1 every night.  Or we&#8217;re supposed to be. But if there&#8217;s no one after midnight. We shut &#8216;er down. What are the rules where you live?</p>
<p>Well there isn&#8217;t as much hype as usual for the big game this weekend.  Funny how territorial it can be. I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;re whooping it up in Arizona and Pittsburg.  Should be an interesting game.  We&#8217;re gonna show it on all screens. Maybe we can have <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">Charlene</span> and Lisa wear cheerleader outfits. <img class="alignleft" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jk1wUNGNVPR6ZM:http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/jukebox/colobar.gif" alt="" width="137" height="103" /></p>
<p><span style="color:#3366ff;">(What, no? but&#8230; No I can&#8217;t wear&#8230;  guys don&#8217;t&#8230;  ok.. yeah,   oh yes you&#8217;re right&#8230;.   ur the boss.)</span></p>
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<p>So, we&#8217;re gonna have lots of um, finger food <span style="color:#3366ff;">( I can&#8217;t spell hor&#8217;s d&#8217;oeuvres) (I know I have a PC&#8230;  I&#8217;ll <img class="alignleft" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jk1wUNGNVPR6ZM:http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/jukebox/colobar.gif" alt="" width="137" height="103" />google it&#8230;  )   <span style="color:#ffffff;">um.. hor&#8217;s d&#8217;oeuvres </span>(yes there&#8217;s an &#8220;e&#8221; in it&#8230; I don&#8217;t know its French LOL  oui oui.  yeah poo pooh!  LOL  Hey stop that you&#8217;ll get wine all over me!!!    LOL  will you stop!!!)</span></p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s todays funny stuff:                            <span style="color:#3366ff;">  (you&#8217;re wasting wine&#8230;(splash) LOL STOP!!!)</span></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.gibbleguts.com/funny/wp-content/photos/nfl.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>So do you think the swiffer is a good device to clean up messy floors, barstools and glass?   And can you recommend a good stain remover for&#8230;WINE  &#8230;.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jk1wUNGNVPR6ZM:http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/jukebox/colobar.gif" alt="" width="137" height="103" />(<span style="color:#3366ff;">STOP!!!!!   it!    why you&#8230;..  LOL   hey!     c&#8217;mon!!!)</span></p>
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<p>Sorry.   We get a little crazy here when its slow.   <img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:41Tp1Fpi_MatJM:http://www.snorable.org/snorable/images/2008/01/23/snoopy_sexy_back.jpg" alt="" width="171" height="107" /></p>
<p>Have a great day!</p>
<p>Ciao</p>
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		<title>Daydream Believer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 20:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!
How are you today. Thought I&#8217;d come in on this Saturday to just say hi to our regulars.  I have a guest mixologist here today, Weaselmomma.  Click on her to see a tasty shot drink she prepares, and the proper way of enjoying it!  She&#8217;s popular here at Oscar&#8217;s.
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<p><strong><span style="color:#00ff00;">Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!</span></strong></p>
<p>How are you today. Thought I&#8217;d come in on this Saturday to just say hi to our regulars.  I have a guest mixologist here today, <a href="http://worldofweasels.blogspot.com/2009/01/stupid-human-tricks.html" target="_blank">Weaselmomma</a>.  Click on her to see a tasty shot drink she prepares, and the proper way of enjoying it!  She&#8217;s popular here at Oscar&#8217;s.</p>
<p>I have been so busy getting things done around here. Plus my daughter was up from Florida. She enjoys hanging around the bar. Willy has to re-stock the Merlot every time she visits.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been in a good mood lately due to someone special. Thats all I&#8217;ll say now.  I&#8217;m sure one of the folks here will blab soon enough.  Leo said the last time he saw a grin on my face like that, he was engulfed with a methane cloud moments after.   Wise-a$$.</p>
<p>It got to 55 degrees here yesterday. (yeah <a href="http://territerri.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">terri </a>I know)  But its dropping down low again.  I took the dried up wreath off the neon sign outside with just a short sleeve shirt.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">A Love Story</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">I shall seek and find you.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">I shall take you to bed and control you.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">I will make you beg for mercy.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">And you will be weak for days.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">All my love,</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff00ff;">The Flu </span></p>
<p>Well, there&#8217;s bar pies here today. I&#8217;ll let Leo fix you up with one if you like.  As always, we&#8217;ve got Bud, Coors light, Sam Adams, Guiness,  and Smithwicks on tap so let&#8217; him know what you want!</p>
<p>I gotta run, have a few things I need to get and I want to be home later for some company.</p>
<p>Enjoy the day.    I know tomorrow (Sunday) No NFL.  I think there&#8217;s a House marathon on.  LOL</p>
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<p> Ciao!</p>
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		<title>Kielbasa and Pairs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 23:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Hi!  Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!  How are you today?  Guess all of us are cold except Mike. Football crowd today, so I&#8217;m just tending and watching the football games.
 
Charlene isn&#8217;t in on Sundays so I put together a combo for you. Kielbasa and pierogies.  It&#8217;s pretty good! Try some!   All domestic drafts are a buck today.
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<p>Hi!  <span style="color:#00ff00;"><strong>Welcome to Oscar&#8217;s Tavern!</strong> </span> How are you today?  Guess all of us are cold except <a href="http://unravelingmysteries.com/" target="_blank">Mike</a>. Football crowd today, so I&#8217;m just tending and watching the football games.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:bkGeTZl1nyf3XM:http://www.tiendaslatinas.com/centrocomercial/images/alimentos/LM017.jpg" alt="" width="126" height="108" /><img style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:i66S8ykug7eyxM:http://www.savapolishdeli.com/images/pierogies02.jpg" alt="" width="135" height="108" /> <img style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZHu0ZFR7zQpIbM:http://alldraftguys.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/single_beer_and_tap_pic.48152316_std.jpg" alt="" width="111" height="107" /></p>
<p>Charlene isn&#8217;t in on Sundays so I put together a combo for you. Kielbasa and pierogies.  It&#8217;s pretty good! Try some!   All domestic drafts are a buck today.</p>
<p><em><span style="color:#00ffff;">What can I get you?</span></em></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">Remember Sally?  Yes, her and Vinnie have become quite the couple now. She&#8217;s back working in retail. She&#8217;s lucky. Vinnie has changed a bit. Think he showers a bit more. LOL  What love does to you.  They were in here earlier before the game. Making all cutsie eyes at each other. Willy says &#8220;get a room&#8221;.  I&#8217;m happy for them.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">Charlene is a happy camper. Her man has been giving her some special attention.  She says, &#8220;one day at a time&#8221;.  </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">Willy is a happy guy. He may seem a tad grouchy once in a while, but he&#8217;s a great guy. His wife and him are a nice couple. They&#8217;re here watching the game. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">Yeah&#8230;   look at &#8216;em&#8230;&#8230;    yup.      Yupper&#8230;&#8230;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">I&#8217;m hoping for the Cardinals and Pittsburg. You?</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">Yep&#8230;.</span>     </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">Oh The happy couple just came in.   Holy cow! Matching jackets.  Man oh man they ARE in love. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">&#8220;Willy &#8211; nother round?&#8221;  Ok You&#8217;ve got it.<img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:r4377U-DuhWg9M:http://eao.wisc.edu/images/people1.gif" alt="" width="102" height="86" /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">Look Charlene just came in with her mate!    Hey Sunshine!  A round of Buds for them!</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">yeah&#8230; Look at the happy couples&#8230;.   What&#8217;d I do , put a &#8220;Couples Night&#8221; sign up?</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><em></em></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#00ffff;"><em>Hi honey, what can I get ya?   Two buds. Ok. Got Id?  LOL  yes I know.</em></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#0000ff;">Odd afternoon here.   Football brings out the best in us.  LOL  Even if our Giants $#it the bed last week.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#000000;"><img src="http://www.darkdaysahead.com/grub/new%20comics/we-never-talk.gif" alt="" width="418" height="381" /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#0000ff;">Havn&#8217;t heard from Jeannie.    It&#8217;s ok. I&#8217;m over it.  Really. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#0000ff;">Oh man. Look at Charlene and Big K.  Laughing it up.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#0000ff;">yup&#8230;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#cc99ff;">The new handle for the freezer door comes tomorrow.  Yup.  Gonna have that fixed. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#cc99ff;">Well.  Let me call Doxie or Kim.  See what they&#8217;re up to.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#cc99ff;">Yup&#8230;<img class="alignright" style="border:1px solid;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:q8PcMN_FyKFhlM:http://www.topnews.in/health/files/loneliness1.jpg" alt="" width="140" height="112" /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#cc99ff;">Have a good night!</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#00ffff;"><span style="color:#cc99ff;">Ciao.</span></span></p>
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