The usual, Oscar.
Welcome To Oscar’s Tavern!
Have you seen my danged glasses? Who is this? Wait a minute…
“Willy, lemme see your spec’s for a minute!”
OH! Hi, How are you! Welcome back! I can’t seem to find my glasses. I can see ok, I’m far sighted. Can’t see stuff real close. Lik ethis darned font.
Slow day today. Just a few regulars in here. Courtney and GirlYouDontBringHomeToMomma were in. Trainwreck visited us yesterday. Today Conditionally Satisfactory is here. He just walked in mumbling about bills. 
TerriTerri just walked in.
Today s special is… hell, I forgot to ask Charlene. But I’m sure it’s good. Plus we have the bar pies. Today’s drink is Coors Light. We know who loves that!
Another windy day here in the North East. Sunny with whispy clouds occasionally blocking the sun. Like the lights are bright then dimmed by some fool at the switch. Blinking like a glow-worm.
Analogies are funny. “She’s built like a brick $#ithouse” So let me see, she’s solid, ok – square… does she have a half moon smile? Ok, wolves can’t knock her down, but everybody $#its on her. What that mean? (Sorry – I did cross the line with the language. But I can’t pronounce $#it. “Dollar pound it” ? ) Ok you get the point. One I heard a lot in Minneapolis was “Quicker than $#it through a goose”. There’s a lot of funny ones.! Do you have a favorite?
It’s nice having regulars. It keeps the place interesting and makes it fun. So to all of our regular readers.. who I list in our blog roll. Thanks!
Free drinks for all of you!
On Willy…. LOL ” What?” Nothing buddy! I said “Fredrick’s calling you!” “who“?
Where the heck are my glasses……..
Free beer! You’ll never get me out of here now.
Weaselmomma said this on February 21, 2009 at 1:11 am |
You’re Always welcome!
oscarstavern said this on February 21, 2009 at 1:39 am |
Oh, you’re in trouble now. Do you have any idea how obnoxious it’s going to get in here between WMomma and me and the free beer?
And I have to disagree with the Minneapolis $#it phrase. I’ve never heard that one. Maybe I need to cross the river more often.
You going to get karaoke in here? I like to sing karaoke when I’ve had a few beers…
territerri said this on February 21, 2009 at 6:04 am |
Do you have any lemonade to mix with that Coors Lite?
courtneyryan369 said this on February 21, 2009 at 6:35 pm |
I hate when I cant find my glasses! I walk around all squinting searching like a maniac.
meleah rebeccah said this on February 23, 2009 at 11:49 am |
What does a Shit Brickhouse look like? I’ve never seen one. I’ll have to stop by again so you can show me.
The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said this on February 23, 2009 at 6:13 pm |