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Welcome to Oscar’s Tavern!

Hi, How are you! Sorry I haven’t written. I was swept away to the caribbean  to fill in for Arnaldo again at the Carribe Bar.  I don’t mind these quick favors. The warmth and change of surrounding is truly welcome.

Willy is in charge while I’m away so I’ll let him fill you in on the details!  I won’t be back until February 17th.  But will drop in occasionally. Or is that “Conditionally”  Which ever is Satisfactory.

Hi! Willy here. Yeah O’s away again. That guy is always traveling.  It’s very cold here in the Northeast. May warm up this weekend I hear.

Meanwhile, drink special today is Coors Light!

We have the Bar Pies today.  That pretty little Charlene if off today somewhere. Whenever Oscar is away, she doesn’t seem to be here. Hmmm. No, O is crazy for Kim. We  figured that out.

Yeah he’s chitty chatting like a school kid on his damned cell phone.

sheesh!

Well some damned kids came in last night and broke the juke box. O’s gonna be angry, he just upgraded it to one of those units that is tied to the web. You can get almost any song you can think of. Pretty neat! Have you seen them?

So we’re getting all kinds of music playing around here now. We’ll hear 3 Doors Down, then the next song will be from the Chairman of the Board.  Then we’ll hear some of that damned rap crap. ( I turn it down abit, it has a remote, ha ha, no  LOL  yeah thats what you write, right?)  Anyway it IS something. I like the oldies. Oscar likes rock, country, and blues.  When he comes in first thing in the morning he plays Soundgarden at full blast.  The day he left he forgot to turn it down. A customer came in, put money in, selected a song and wham, the windows practically blew out with ” POUR SOME SUGAR ON MMMMAAYYYYY!!!!!”  LOL  Scared the $#it out of all of us for a second. I had to dart for the remote.

10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should
1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of candy (confection) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs.
4. ELBONICS (el bon’iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak’ to man gyu lay’ shun) n. Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the ‘illegal’ side.
7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay’) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.
8. PHONESIA (fo nee’ zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
9. PUPKUS (pup’kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you’re only six inches away .

I think he’s off to Florida next week – Geeze gone again.

Courtney was in again today – Say hi to her.

Well as Oscar says…. Ciao!

Thanks for stopping by!

~ by oscarstavern on February 6, 2009.