So they did, Doxie, So they did…

  

Welcome to Oscar’s Tavern!  Hi, it’s Willy here today. Oscar’s off, Charlene’s off, Lisa’s off. Just Vinnie and me.  No specials. The chef’s aren’t here. I can have a pie brought over from Alphonso’s if you want. I think everyone is still stuffed from yesterday.

What can I get ya?

Well it’s slow in here today. Most folk here today are some regulars and husbands who didn’t want to fight the crowds at the mall. That’s ok though. We’re all a bit tired. Well it looks like Dallas beat Seattle. Oscar’s buddy Doxie let us know.  LOL  Ok, Doxie, one for you darlin’!

>insert joke here <

oh….

Q: How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.

Q: What’s the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q:Why can’t Donovan McNabb use the phone anymore?   A:  Because he can’t find the receiver.

Would you believe we went through all the turkey and stuff we had here yesterday? Our guests really enjoyed it. We fed a few misfortunates. O said give ‘em drinks too.  He says he may bring in some turkey from his place. Too much left over. 

Well let me get these guys some pizza.

Hope you all had a good time yesterday. O was moaning, but he does every year.  LOL  – softy -  I think Belinda may have been there. She said O was saying MMMmmmm! all day!

Have a good Weekend!

 

Willy

~ by oscarstavern on November 29, 2008.