Chap Stick Addiction

 

Hello Everyone! Welcome to Oscars Tavern!  Today Betty is guest Chef and she has some Philly Cheesesteaks and fries for us, and you can wash ‘em down with a cold Bud Light!

What can I get you?   Yeah, thats cheesesteak sounds good. And a cold Bud Light!

Man Have I been real busy!  between traveling and other stuff I haven’t had time to even think! Ever get that way?

 So I met this young woman on the plane the other day. Pretty girl. We started talking slowly and then got into some silly conversations about drinking, her time spent in PR, etc. Her and a friend has spent seven days in San Juan and had a lot of fun. She was fun to talk to. She’d fit right in at the Tavern! Yo Brick!  She told me a story and showed pictures of her and her buddy knocking down Pocket shots of a drink called Gasoline. The picture there of the woman waist had a pocket shot in it.  All good for fun times, but never as tasty and satisfying as here in the Tavern!  LOL  Anyway, I kept noticing that she would use her flavored chapstick often. Being comfy by then I asked her about it. She said she was addicted to it, and there was actually Chapstick rehab. We joked about it and she continued to do it.

Well I researched it and its TRUE! Yikes, what next? Check out this blog: Especially the last comment! click on the chapstick!

 Hi! What can I get you?   a cheesesteak? sure and a cold Bud Light! No we don’t have pocket shots here!  LOL

 Boy the Elections are making us all crazy!  I saw this video recently and thought it was funny and scary at the same time. Disregard the Howard Stern connection and listen to it by clicking on the election picture.

 

The Statistics professor’s failing students found it difficult to live within his means.

Never show a bar chart at an AA meeting.

Reasons to allow drinking at work

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

 

 

 

 

 

Hoo boy. Well let me get stuff done here.

Thanks for coming by!   

Brick!   Fun talk on the plane!  Visit often!

Ciao!

 

   

 

 

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~ by oscarstavern on October 13, 2008.